The Very Esteemed Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality has come to some realizations in this life -- and he'd like to share a few of his observations with you:
- I have come to realize that living with constant pain, both mental and physical, changes a person, and not always for the better.
- I have come to realize that those who can’t handle honest critique simply won’t acknowledge and accept their own faults.
- I have come to realize that some people aren’t happy unless they are struggling through life.
- I have come to realize that some people have been groomed to reject the evidence of their own eyes.
- I have come to realize that the concept of individuality coupled with conformity makes no sense.
- I have come to realize that most folks aren’t really stupid – they are either ignorant of the facts or apathetic to them.
- I have come to realize that I could live the rest of my life without ever touching another glass of alcohol or smell a wiff of tobacco smoke. But I won't begrudge someone their choice to indulge in either.
- I have come to realize that the modern concept of marriage is a sham. It’s nothing more than a legal contract in the eyes of the law. Every other aspect of marriage is just ritual to fulfill the bride’s delusional fantasies of fairy tale weddings.
- I have come to realize that if it hurts to bang your head against the wall – STOP!
- I have come to realize that I actually take joy in pissing off certain individuals and groups of agenda toting demagogues.
- I have come to realize that my kids have opened my eyes to many things in this world – both good and bad.
- I have come to realize that there is no such thing as “good and evil” – only good choices and easy ones.
- I have come to realize that I have no problem with never owning a cell phone -- ever -- EVER!
- I have come to realize that I hate mornings. I’ve always been more of an afternoon / evening / late night kinda guy.
- I have come to realize that the house feels cold and cheerless without my kids there.
- I have come to realize that the world does not follow any preconceived notions of how it should work. But I know a fucking fact when it hits me in the face.
- I have come to realize that religion and politics were created to lull the hapless masses into hapless sheep.
- I have come to realize that the Government is really pissing me off.
- I have come to realize that I refuse to bow down before the alter of public opinion.
- I have come to realize that television is a fad in desperate need of going away.
- I have come to realize that I hate being right all the time – because it means no one is listening.
- I have come to realize that there are no answers – because no one is asking the right questions.
- I have come to realize that free will is only as free as the choices offered.
- I have come to realize that most people are too afraid of loosing something to take a stand against the injustices in the world.
- I have come to realize that tomorrow’s gonna be a better day – but today has to go to shit to get there.
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